The New Book

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A new collection of short stories, diary-entries, excerpts, articles and reviews.

In ‘Genesis’ a writer begins a new work from scratch. It is to be her signature work and the main character will go down as one of literature’s greatest. But the character has other ideas about the way the plot should go, and the writer has to decide whether to consign the whole manuscript to the bin or just let the story unfold. 
‘Being Mandy Broadhead’ is a memoire of the writer’s teenage years. The agony of being plain and not particularly popular crystallises into a fixation with the prettiest and most popular girl in her school. 
‘No-One Was Saved’ is the outworking of the lyrics of a popular song. Who was Eleanor Rigby and why did she collect rice from the church grounds? What was the face she kept in a jar, and who was it for? 
‘Moving’ includes excerpts from a diary written when the writer moved with her family from suburban Cheshire to rural Cumbria in 2000. 


A wonderful excursion into a world of exquisite writing and acute observation of the intricacies of our human intercommunication.
Coruscating prose throughout, and if you feel in need of a rewarding read that entertains you with the oddities of the world we live in, this is as good as anything you can find.

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Excerpt

Mrs Baggitt is small, but she is sturdy, as broad across the shoulder and hip as she is deep between bosom-tip and buttock-cheek, with a low centre of gravity which keeps her firmly anchored, as immovable a feature of the village as the church. She drags a fifty-six pound sack of potatoes manfully across the worn chequerboard linoleum of the shop, opens the door and wedges it with a substantial thigh while she hefts the sack the rest of the way to the trestles she keeps for produce and wares across the shop-front. Already out there are some nice, dirty carrots, a string or two of onions and two flabby, paucey cabbages which, if they don’t sell today, will have to go to the pig. The weather, she notes, casting a shrewd, knowing eye at the sky, isn’t too bad for March; a keen, cold wind; high cloud moving well; weak, watery sunshine. They won’t have rain, not today.

It is 7.30am.

As though in sympathy with the weak-and-watery sun, her husband scampers into view from the depths of the corrugated barn. He tends to move in odd bursts, fits and starts, like a shy rodent. He stands for a few seconds with his back against the echoic metal building, as though gathering himself. Then, with a sudden dash, he is across the drive, through the gate and into the paddock. The hens flee, squawking. A quick fumble behind the kennel and he has untied Meg. She cringes against his leg, sitting almost on top of his wellingtoned foot as he presses himself against the dry-stone wall. At last, at a half-run, semi-crouched, as though evading enemy fire, they dash back out into the exposed drive towards the yard gate.

‘Ars garn to check ewes,’ he mutters as he hurries past her.

‘Where’s your coat? You’ll catch your death!’ she calls. She means it as a demonstration of care and concern but her rough, abrasive voice makes every remark into a reproof and he waves her words away with an impatient hand as he crosses the yard and disappears into the back lonning.